Hamster Wheel of the Day

Here are the opening lines to "Black Cow", sung to the tune of Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog":

Got vanilla ice cream
Got some root beer too.
Gonna mix it well
Gonna make it smooth...

(Jimmy Page guitar riff)

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