If This Is Real, Then the End Is Nigh

This would make an absolutely awesome gag gift. If you sent this as a gag or for real, I'd give good odds the recipient would never speak to you again.

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Bryan said…
I want that and a snuggie. Maybe a druggie gram? What if I order a huggie gram and Huggy Bear shows up? Can I sue for discrimination if my huggie gram is too small? This is great for people who do not want to touch other people. Germs. Germs everywhere.
February 20, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Slyfox said…
The market is ripe for all kinds of psycho items. These Huggers are perfect for all the people who live in fear because the Republican Fear Mongers flood their mind with lies about the World ending because Obama is President.

Sara Palin and her cohorts including The Senate and House minority leaders, Mitch McConnell and John Boehner are once again using fear and lies to paint a picture of doom.

What a perfect gift for those who believe these "Scaremongers" !
February 20, 2010 at 11:12 AM
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